I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
I don't want to act just to be on the screen doing anything and looking any kind of way.
I was blessed to work with The Jazz Messengers when the two piano players were Keith Jarrett and Chick Corea.
The grapes on a score of rolling hills are red with autumn flame. Across Sonoma Mountain wisps of sea fog are stealing. The afternoon sun smoulders in the drowsy sky. I have everything to make me glad I am alive. I am filled with dreams and mysteries. I am all sun and air and sparkle. I am vitalized, organic.
In both Surfing the Himalayas and Snowboarding to Nirvana, I have tried to transmit as best I could the spirit of humor, and the sense of humor of the monks I have encountered.