A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
Don't you loathe the word "workaholic"? It has nothing to do with an important thing, that you and your secretary are at the office until 6:30. But that's life, kiddo. 24-hour work doesn't go on in America. 24-hour work is what Italy and Holland did after the war. The lights never went out!
Without mathematics, we are blind.
The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.
It is time to recognize a simple fact of life. Contrary to what some of my colleagues seem to believe, tax cuts do not pay for themselves.