The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the … - Groucho Marx

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In gymnastics, you have to be perfect every step along the way.

Groucho Marx

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

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