In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
There are no fools so troublesome as those of the mind
If it isn't a clear yes, then it's a clear no.
Thicken your religion a little. It is evaporating altogether by being subtilized.
Certain springs are tapped only when we are alone. Women need solitude in order to find again the true essence of themselves; that firm strand which will be the indispensable center of a whole web of human relationships.