All the raves were just words. You don't want to let words confuse you. Words come cheap.
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms. '
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
It is not the enactment, but the observance of laws, that creates the character of a nation.
A lot of people are confused about the difference between the soul and the spirit. Basically the spirit is the envelop that protects the soul from harm. If the spirit is relatively healthy, the soul will be too.
Now people are worried not about the prospects of buying new things, but about how to pay for the things they bought yesterday, a year ago or years before. It is, as Americans like to say, "a wholly different kind of ball-game".
If, at the end of the day, we need to raise taxes, we should raise taxes.