Most successful investors, in fact, do nothing most of the time.
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms. '
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Those who fear the facts will forever try to discredit the fact-finders.
Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together
Happy you poets who can be present and so present by a simple flicker of your genius, and not, like the clumsier race, have to laya train and pile up faggots that may not after prove in the least combustible!
Militarism is in direct competition with people's needs for food, health care, and environmental protection.