I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. - Anthony Jeselnik - Quotesmemo.com

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Anthony Jeselnik

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.

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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

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I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

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My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

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About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?

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I never worry 'cause people always try to categorize me. "Oh, that's reggaeton. " "Oh, he's a Latin rapper. " "Oh, he's crunk. " "Oh, he's a Southern rapper," or, "He's a club rapper. " As long as they're listening to the music and they're talkin' about it, one way or the other, that means I'm doing something right.

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