You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those … - Bill Hicks

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I don't ever try to anticipate my audience. I just write the songs I want to write, and hope people like 'em.

Bill Hicks

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons. " How do you know that? "Uh, well. . . we looked at the receipts. "

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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero - that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun.

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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

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I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

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Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States. . . 23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

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I couldn't add my talent, which is prodigious, to a defense of someone even accused of hurting a child.

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