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Government has no money of its own. All it does is take resources from one group and given them to another.

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Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

Dinner, Jacques, Jacques Cousteau, Jimmy, Man, Men
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When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

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Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

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Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. . . I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, and take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation, hardly feel my hands or feet anymore, can't remember if I'm 85 or 92, but. . . thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

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King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

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Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

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