Nobody cares much whether you write or not. You just have to do it
Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
It's more about, when I found someone that made me feel really happy, that was so different to the way I'd felt before in my life.
I was a semi-professional gymnast as a child. I did rhythmic gymnastics, but I sustained an injury and strained all the muscles in my spine.
The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool.
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.