I do love cricket - it's so very English.
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Many of my friends and family are scratching it out somewhere decidedly south of the ever widening gap between the haves and have nots, looking at losing their homes, colleges they can't afford and healthcare they can't avail themselves of.
I could've totally cut out your heart before you knew what was happening. " "What stopped you?" "I thought Montgomery might've been pissed off at all the blood on the sheets. " "Montgomery would never be something as uncouth as pissed off. Annoyed in an icily genteel manner, perhaps.
There has to be some kind of order and some moral code. I don't know how people can function without a belief in a deity.
To each his suff'rings: all are men, Condemn'd alike to groan, The tender for another's pain; Th' unfeeling for his own.