I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.
You do get the pregnant mush-brain. . . you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.
You know what, I'm stoned, and I'm proud.
Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned.
If I'm improvising and I'm not doing well it's because I'm not listening very well. Either I'm overly concerned with something or I'm drifting or maybe I'm too stoned but I'm not getting a clear signal.
[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach. . . Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.
We slit the Catholic throat, stoned the poor on such slogans as wish you could hear and love is all we need.
I should've died a hundred thousand times,Teetering stoned off the side of a building. Nobody loved me and nobody even triedYou can't hang on to something that won't stop moving. Singing and dancing to them nighttime songs.
The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.
People have a right to get stoned. They have a right to think and explore their own minds. This is as intimate a part of their being as their sexuality. Any culture which mitigates that is clearly afraid of a full and fair and open dialogue about what reality is and what real human values ought to be.
I liked the drama of getting stoned.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so. . . look at the platypus.
As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method was used to stop them from talking.
I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.
There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds.
Bob Dylan wasn't a big star early on; it was the release of his Greatest Hits album in 1967, and the mainstream success of the stoner anthem "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" ("Everybody must get stoned!"), that really put him on the mainstream map.
But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.
If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.
I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece.
Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun. " So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"