Adrian ordered a martini, earning disapproving looks from his father and me. "It's barely noon," said Nathan. "I know," said Adrian. "I'm surprised I held out that long too.
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got nothing against drinking a Cosmo or Martini. It's not like one is judging the other. It's just delicious and slow and steady, and there's something about sipping a bourbon that to me is very relaxing.
. . . all my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.
How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many.
'The tea is coming!'. . . she may want a martini, but make her drink tea.
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive. ' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty. '
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
BIKINIS, ZUCCHINIS, MARTINIS. NO WEENIES
Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman. . . or a bad woman.
Happiness is. . . . . finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.
