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My parents taught me that AIDS was a man-made disease designed to get rid of the undesirable people.

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Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman. . . or a bad woman.

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

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When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places. ' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage. . . When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.

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I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

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A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

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