A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now.
With 'swift-boating' now being used by the ignorant as a synonym for false charges, it's worth remembering that it was John Kerry who had to retract his statement about his secret Christmas mission to Cambodia, despite it having allegedly been 'seared, seared' into his memory.
The fact is that we wouldn't be in Iraq if it weren't for Democrats like Senator Kerry.
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno. ' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.
Once you go Kerry Washington, you can’t go back
There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do. '
Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.
In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege. ' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune.
Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it.
John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.
In 2004, I joined my father, John Kerry, on the trail in his bid for the United States presidency.
In terms of Iran and in terms of Saudi Arabia, of course they hate each other. That's no great secret. But John Kerry, who is I think doing a very good job, has tried to at least get these people in the room together because both of them are being threatened by ISIS.
John Kerry, windsurfing dilettante
Donald Trump agreed with Hillary Clinton supporting John Kerry. He agreed with Hillary Clinton on being - quote - "neutral" between Israel and the Palestinians.
I think it's less risky for the Kerry campaign to embrace former President Clinton than it is to reject him.
Oh my god. . . Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.
John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong. ' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.
John Kerry wants to be the hero in his own drama. He likes King Arthur and the Round Table. He likes the young swashbuckling Churchill, and he loved the early antics of Theodore Roosevelt.
Given that Mr. Kerry is clearly exaggerating what happened to minority voters in the 2000 election in Florida, maybe we should wait for him to provide evidence of what he is alleging in 2004.
