John Kerry couldn't even order a Philly cheesesteak properly.
. . . one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis.
John Kerry's service did not end in Vietnam. It began there.
John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.
Secretary [John] Kerry has called Civil War [in Syria] an unbelievably small war that we're going to get involved with.
Everybody who served in John Kerry's boat under his command, save one, has stood with him.
John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign.
I do think John Kerry has tried awfully hard to work with Russia and others to have a lasting, significant cease-fire.
John Kerry, windsurfing dilettante
You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.
George Bush says what John Kerry did was noble. Yet he sees him being savaged by his own supporters.
John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong. ' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for.
I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty.
You've got people who didn't serve with John Kerry saying they did serve with John Kerry in the boat. With George Bush, we can't find anybody who did serve with him.
John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.
