John Kerry, windsurfing dilettante
We pretend to be a middle class, democratic nation, but in reality we love our blue bloods. . . . We love the prep school manners, the aristocratic calm, the Skull and Bones mystery, the dappled lawns stretching before New England summer homes. How else can you explain the Bush vs. Kerry match-up that confronts us this year
Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.
John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.
You know, to listen to Senator Lieberman, Senator Kerry, Representative Gephardt, I'm anti-Israel, I'm anti-trade, I'm anti-Medicare and I'm anti-Social Security. I wonder how I ended up in the Democratic Party. I'm not a new entrant to the Democratic Party. I've been here a long time.
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.
In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege. ' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune.
I think there's a green side to John Kerry, if you like, that he's an environmental activist. His record on the environment is as best as you have on a pro-environment record of anybody in the U. S. Senate.
In 2004, I joined my father, John Kerry, on the trail in his bid for the United States presidency.
Oh my god. . . Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.
The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno. ' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.
I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty.
A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now.
Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment.
One critic in the L. A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has him beat.
There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do. '
With 'swift-boating' now being used by the ignorant as a synonym for false charges, it's worth remembering that it was John Kerry who had to retract his statement about his secret Christmas mission to Cambodia, despite it having allegedly been 'seared, seared' into his memory.
Ah, Kerry. You've found your heart. Who is she?". . . "A healer, but she's. . . gone.
