The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know.
Wonder Showzen was one of the first shows that realized each sketch, each segment is essentially one joke, and, once you know what the joke is, it's time to move on.
If a handful of people look at the making of the film and realize, "Oh, my god!" It was so complicated. It was like doing quantum physics calculations every day while you're telling a joke. It was so insane! So, they can feel my pain.
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
I'll joke all day, but once I get in the gym, I'm going to work hard.
Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.
I joke that I stick with the job because it covers my insurance, but the reality is that my career has always been very important to me.
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.
U. S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.
I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.
A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what I do. I don't start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke.
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
The public is gullible. . . . If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth.
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.
Usually the intention of the artistic effect is too sophisticated for most people to understand, sort of like a joke that they don't get so they don't think it's funny.
I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.