Top Eric Andre Quotes - Quotesmemo.com

Eric Andre Biography

Eric Samuel Andre (born April 4, 1983) is an American actor, comedian, and television host. He is the creator, host, and co-writer of The Eric Andre Show on Adult Swim and played Mike on the FXX series Man Seeking Woman.

Read about Eric Andre in Wikipedia

Random Authors

Eric Andre Quotes

They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

Bible, Comedy, Like, Mark, Simpsons, Water

I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.

Actor, Actors, Break, Character, Time

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

Credit, Give, Giving, Think, Thinking

I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest.

Firsts, Funnier, Growing Up, Old, Time, Years

Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.

Firsts, Insane, Saw, Saws, Shows, Wonder

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

Everyone, Men, Orientation, Race, Sexual, Thinking

I think part of it is the fact that they were kind of the first of its kind - there weren't a lot of cartoons for adults. People forget at the time that The Simpsons started out, it was controversial - the fact that they said "hell" and "damn" in a cartoon was a lot. America was in an uproar.

America, Cartoons, People, Thinking, Time

I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one of the worst actors and auditions out there.

Acting, Auditions, Done, Training, Worst

You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.

Change, Election, Elections, People, President

Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be. Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.

Comedy, Consistency, Growing Up, Simpsons

How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.

Bombs, Depends, Dropped, Post, Posts

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

Care, I Care, Sensitive

All motivation is defined by intention. If the intention is to hurt, divide, or belittle, it's wrong; if it's an attempt to cope with or make sense of tragedy, it's something different. If it's commenting on society's flaws, versus adding to society's flaws, I think the audience can tell.

Hurt, Motivation, Tell, Think, Thinking

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

Insecure, Like, Racist, Validation, Whole, Years

You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

Fun, Easier, Make

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Country, Leader, Master, Power, Think, Thinking

I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums.

Advantage, Comedian, Comedians, Television, Thinking, Visual

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

Creep, Don'T Like Me, Horse, Sleep

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

Exactly, Know, Knows, Thinking, Years

[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.

Absurd, Good, People, Taste

››

Eric Andre Biography

Contact Us

About us