Alertness is the hidden discipline of familiarity.
They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.
I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.
I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.
I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.
I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.
A hole is a hole has always been my motto.
I'm one of the millions of immigrant children, children of loneliness, wandering between worlds that are at once too old and too new to live in.
Lavish credit on anyone and everyone who helped you the least bit.
Too many creative people don't wanna learn how to be technical, so what happens? They become dependent on technical people. Become technical. You can learn that. If you're creative and technical, you're unstoppable.
put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there