I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse. - Eric Andre - Quotesmemo.com

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I am not a sentimental person.

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Eric Andre

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

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