I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.
Improvisation is about finding the best joke or the silliest way to get something across. Improvising conflict is always fun because you can just go for it.
I am a rune a carrot a little joke
Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us.
When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys, take walking on water, for instance - but there's a time and place for fun. Jesus never faltered when it came time to tip over the money stalls or to take his hard walk up the mountain.
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.
I joke that if she [Debbie Wasserman Schultz] could find a 3 a. m. slot in the Home Shopping Network, she would grab that. So those emails only confirm what we knew.
My friends often say I'm the most racist person they know against Asians. And it's sort of like, "If I make the joke first, then I have the power and I'm holding the cards and you're not going to put me down for that. "
When you making a piece of comedy entertainment, the audience is a big component there. You do have to end up getting rid of things that you love, but in the interest of making a movie that's not longer than two hours, and in the interest of when every joke hopefully is good enough, then everybody looks good. You cut things that you love, but ultimately it's for the greater good of making the whole movie better.
If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.
Death's an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan.
I’ve never taken time off from being an actor. This is the kind of career I’d be so happy to do until I die. I always joke to myself that I want to have a postmortem Academy Award Nomination.
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea.
A satirist is someone who has a very skeptical view of human nature, but who still has the optimism to make some sort of a joke out of it. However brutal that joke might be.
The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
