The limited circle is pure.
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I misread the map on the way to Wales, so it took us an extra three hours, or when I was sick in a plastic carrier bag during much of the drive back from Devon - a bag that turned out to have a hole in it.
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
A lot of people dont think of my work as being all that funny, but I think its hilarious!
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20.
This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and [Apple CEO Steve] Jobs working together. The thought of this ménage à trois is absolutely hilarious.
I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.
They misunderestimated me.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere thats really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.