It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is racist, misogynist, homophobic, imperialist, and genocidal. To put it another way, they are up the arse of those that want them dead.
The other man's arse is always cleaner!
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse. . . but enough about Kanye West
A fart is just your arse applauding.
I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitively, and something goes on in their thoughts which must be equivalent to the way dogs and other animals, when they meet, sniff each other's arses and nuzzle each other's fur.
I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived!
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens
The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked.
I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse