Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse. . . but enough about Kanye West - Stewart Francis

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I got into acting so that I could meet girls. Pretty girls came later. First, I wanted to start off with someone with two legs, who'd smile at me and look soft.

Stewart Francis

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse. . . but enough about Kanye West

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