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Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English television presenter, author, comedian, radio producer, actor, and voice actor.

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If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

Eye, Eyes, Havens, Wings

We all just want to sit on our ass.

Ass, Sit, Want

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

Eating, Kangaroo, Kangaroos, Knob, Littles

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

Air, Brochures, Nappies, Nappy, Whizzing

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

Family, Family And Friends, Friends, Funny, Hassle

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

Girlfriend, Holiday, Know, People, Spending, Wife

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

Ability, Ants, Fly, Needs

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

Constant, Girlfriend, Mum, Radio, School, Used

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

Looks, Mime, Mimes, People, Picture, Pictures

You don't get anything done by planning

Done, Planning

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

Mean, Knows, Know

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Age, Know, Longer, People, Restrictions, Thinking

The Web is the new book though, innit?

Book, Innit, New Books, Though, Web

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

Dolphins, Done, Intelligent, People, Say

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Day, I'Ve Learned, Idiot, The End Of The Day

There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely. " They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.

Baby, Big, Café, Eye, Nice

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Arse, Arses, Duck, Ducks, Kick, Kicks

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Awards, Certificates, Swimming, Won

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

Cave, Caves, Live, Palaces, View, Views

Every step starts with a step.

Every Step, Starts, Step, Steps

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