At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.
If I could say something to everyone on this planet, I'd tell them to follow their dreams.
I'd be a billionaire if I could get a dollar for all the bullsh*t that I hear a day.
If I could be working every day, I would be.
If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.
If I could explain golf, I'd be a genius.
It seemed as if I could see things in her that others couldn't see, qualities which not even she was aware of. It was as I I could already see in her the woman she would later become.
If I could have said it, I shouldn't have had to dance it.
If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
I would not be a Moses to lead you into the Promised Land, because if I could lead you into it, someone else could lead you out of it.
If I could meet anybody? The prophet Muhammad
If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens
If I could clone myself, we’d be all right. But I can’t.
What was the use of doing great things if I could have a better time telling her what I was going to do?
If I could have banned them all. . . I would have!
If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.
I would live at the beach if I could, and I love dancing.
If I could say it, I would not have to dance it.
If I could do something with Paul McCartney it would be just amazing. Or Eric Clapton.
