In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is. - Jerry Seinfeld

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You've achieved cheerfulness the day you realize that no matter what's happening around you, being anything other than cheerful will not make it better.

Jerry Seinfeld

In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.

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