Let sleeping dogs lie — who wants to rouse 'em?
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.
I found a girl, fell in love, she had a baby, and i fell in love again.
Bhakti is expressed through our service attitude.
You know, as long as you do everything in moderation, you don't go overboard, you don't, you know, turn your lips into guppy lips - I mean, a little zip or a little zap, that is not a big deal.