Even rain and wind and stormy clouds bring joy, just as knowing animals and flowers and where they live.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
I find human contact repulsive.
An attack on law enforcement is an attack on all Americans.
If anything matters, then everything matters.
But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
Well If I could live my life again differently, there are things I would do and things I wouldn't do. Like drugs, I wouldn't deal with drugs and guns, I wouldn't deal with it, a whole lot of things, that's the truth