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Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.

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Your dreams should never be better than your real life

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They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle. . . get it locked up.

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If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China. '

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