Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you … - Jerry Seinfeld

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Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

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