I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, … - Mitch Hedberg - Quotesmemo.com

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Quite frankly, the federal government needs - as it needs to on so many levels - to be a better partner to provinces and municipalities with the challenges their citizens are facing. I think a federal government that collects appropriate data and actually understands what people are challenged with in their daily lives, and in their hopes and dreams, is going to be able to help with municipalities and provinces in addressing various challenges like these.

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Mitch Hedberg

I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"

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