The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Already he was a very different hobbit from the one that had run out without a pocket-handkerchief from Bag-End long ago. He had not had a pocket-handkerchief for ages.
Running is a road to self-awareness and reliance-you can push yourself to extremes and learn the harsh reality of your physical and mental limitations or coast quietly down a solitary path watching the earth spin beneath your feet.
To me, living in the present means being aware of your conscious choice to focus on the past, present or future - it is not necessarily having to focus on the present.
And here it will end, one way or the other," she whispered again