All of the common core standards stuff about critical reading and critical thinking and so on can only be positive.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me. " On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.
If I could only have one more day, I could do a great painting.
I feel like the majority of the fear that I had or that we have we hold from other people. They're like people that we trust; they're their fears. All of a sudden we think that they're our fears.
The reason we're governing right now is because we defeated moderate Republicans with moderate Democrats. And people need to be patient about that and realize that compromise is not evil.
Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else.