Earth angels help others remember who they are.
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody.
I get so tired of people acting like, you know, black men and women never help each other, never support each other.
If you're filing bankruptcy, you will likely want to hire an attorney. But for debt settlement, a company is sufficient, or as I said, you can often do the legwork on your own.
Mariah Carey is my favorite singer because her voice sounds utterly groundless. It's not even a human voice; it almost sounds mechanical.
I have tasted a thrill in fellowship with God which has made anything discordant with God disgusting.