Many who resort to crime ultimately can't read or write.
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody.
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
One should be a painter. As a writer, I feel the beauty, which is almost entirely colour, very subtle, very changeable, running over my pen, as if you poured a large jug of champagne over a hairpin.
It was the most intense training schedule I had ever experienced in my life. Ten to twelve hours of training every single day. You cherish every moment of sleep you get. But it really helped us build that base going into the Olympic year.
Bigger budget features are the juice. Delicious juice you want to spill all over yourself.
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.