Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. - Earl Wilson

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Elvis Presleys' first album had more energy and more enthusiam than any other album at the time - when it was released it just blew everything else out. It changed the whole landscape of music

Earl Wilson

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

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Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

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Elvis Presleys' first album had more energy and more enthusiam than any other album at the time - when it was released it just blew everything else out. It changed the whole landscape of music

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If you ruled out partial successes, there would be no progress at all.

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He learned the arts of riding, fencing, gunnery, And how to scale a fortress - or a nunnery.

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Alright, manly man,” he says. “Go prove that you’re a man.

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It's a lot of accumulated joy and tension and all kinds of emotions just pouring out of all us. We've all been preparing for this day and we all knew that one day we would just have to move on with our lives and careers even though we all love this show and love working together. But it's still an incredibly emotional time, especially for me with a lot of journalists asking me how it feels about FRIENDS coming to an end. It's started to make me think very deeply about what it's all meant to me and that's made me ever more emotional!

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