I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.
I just figured, "If I can do theater, agents will find their way. "
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's job, I figured that I would just find out when I turned 18. If you can't trust your mom, then who can you trust?
I used to get stressed out all the time when I thought winning was important. I wanted to try to win and help my kids win. Once I figured out it wasn't about winning or losing, it was about teaching these kids about being men, that's when I started to relax.
There's a lot of movies about self absorbed white men and I just figured it's about time to make a movie about self absorbed black men.
Longevity in my family's been pretty good. And my grandparents were pretty spry at their age, so I figured I'd probably stay skinny and fairly agile. I used to do old men all the time in sketches. And there used to be an organization called the Gray Panthers. And they would send me, oh, terrible letters about making fun of old people. And I would just always say, "I'm playing the old person I intend to become!"
First of all, I was a wrestling fan when I was young. Even when I figured out what wrestling was, I was still a fan.
I figured out early on what I wanted to do.
I figured if I played nice, I’d get more time with you.
Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.
I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness.
I remember when I was a kid, with the acting thing, I resented it because, you know, you don't want to do what your parents want you to do. You got your own things. And the whole idea of getting a job because of who your father is - that didn't feel right. But after a while I guess I figured I must be doing something right, because people wouldn't keep hiring me if I didn't have something to give.
Be fluid. Treat each project differently. Be water, man. The best style is no style. Because styles can be figured out. And when you have no style they can't figure you out.
And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren’t going to be able to make it to the coffeepot. Take three, turn your ringer off, and sleep. If anything exciting happens, I’ll come and get you. ” “I love you, honey. ” “So buy me a mink and a nice pair of earrings for our anniversary. ” “You got it.
I figured I could do 'It's A Man's Man's Man's World,' because I believe it's the truth.
Just when you think you've got your kids figured out, they change on you. For somebody who's controlling, you can't control it. Of course, I don't think I'm controlling, but that's what I've been told!
. . . and what it all comes down to is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet.
Smile, jew. Dance, jew. Tell me you love me, jew. . . I got the extermination blues, jewboys. I got the hitler syndrome figured