The nightingale appear'd the first, And as her melody she sang, The apple into blossom burst, To life the grass and violets sprang.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
See for me, it’s immediate. Silence is so freaking loud. ' This seemed either deep or deeply oxymoronic. I wasn’t sure which.
All guys are scared of each other, didn't you know that? I'm not the only one. We're all born afraid.
It appears that there are enormous differences of opinion as to the probability of a failure with loss of vehicle and of human life. The estimates range from roughly 1 in 100 to 1 in 100,000. The higher figures come from the working engineers, and the very low figures from management.
Well I took her over to a soda fountain over on Bo's She had an Ice Cream Sundae and a hot cup of Jo She leaned way back just to straighten up her hose Well the ice cream melted and the coffee froze.