It is desirable that people make music on the breath, with the breath.
Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!
I could play a cop, I could play a crook, I could play a lawyer, I could play a dentist, I could play an art critic-I could play the guy next door. I am the guy next door. I could play Catholic, Jewish, Protestant. As a matter of fact, when I did The Odd Couple, I would do it a different way each night. On Monday I'd be Jewish, Tuesday Italian, Wednesday Irish-German-and I would mix them up. I did that to amuse myself, and it always worked.
Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.
By a steady adherence to the Union we may hope, erelong, to become the arbiter of Europe in America, and to be able to incline the balance of European competitions in this part of the world as our interest may dictate.
Never argue with a librarian; they know too much.
Sometimes there are really happy mistakes.
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.