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The paperless office is possible, but not by imitating paper. Note that the horseless carriage did not work by imitating horses.

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[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

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I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

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