Is the labyrinth living or dying?
Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.
I glean a few times a week, and it's all about the subject line. I look for the lyrical, "Billowy Red Scarf Girl" or the funny, "Hipster Chick Who Passed Gas," the unintentionally funny, "Looking for the Hot Girl in Pink Dress," ones that immediately suggest images, "Furry Arms Under a Yellow Umbrella," or the plain odd, "Seeking Girl Who Bit Me Twice. . . " I don't think I've ever abandoned one. . . the images usually arrive fully formed in my head as soon as I read the message, and I decide whether to draw it or not.
Nothing has ever looked like that ever in all of human history.
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?
If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.
As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.
Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Nashville has always felt perfect. I don't think Third Man Records could exist in any other town that I know of in America. Anything smaller or larger than the size of Nashville, and also the music - the attention that's paid to music in that town is sort of the right kind. It's not too hipster and it's not too fake; it's something in the middle, which is really good ground for a place like Third Man Records, that aims to be genre-less. It's great to be able to have that kind of access.
I am a giant squid of anger.
You completely unscatter me, and I appreciate that too much.
The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.
I try to live life so that I can live with myself.
I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.
A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession.
Our fearlessness shall be our secret weapon.
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.
Kids today are sold so much, by corporations and media and commercials and advertising and music videos, that I do. A lot of times, they retain that stuff and wear it, and that's the concept of a hipster. It's about owning it and redefining it, on your own level. It's a way of retaining control and meaning, in a world where you're being told to think in a certain way.