She was not an adventure, she was not a fine and precious thing. She was a girl.
As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.
We idealize them as gods or dismiss them as animals.
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.
Typography is what language looks like.
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.
Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?
Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.
Get out of my dreams, get into my car.
If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was.
In some contexts in Pakistan maybe a beard is negative. It depends. And in some contexts in America maybe a beard is positive. I think there's certainly lots of hipster communities where having a beard makes me look a little bit less like a, you know, middle-aged fuddy-duddy. And there's some places in Pakistan where having a beard, you know, certain corporate contexts, certain social contexts, where it's not an advantage to have a beard.
What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant.
They were like the man with the dungeon stone and gloom, rising from the underground, the sordid hipsters of America, a new beat generation that I was slowly joining.
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
Entropy increases. Things fall apart.
We only have so long to play in the dirt and ask questions of rivers.