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Jeph Jacques Biography

Jeffrey Paul "Jeph" Jacques (/ˈdʒɛf ˈdʒæks/ JEF JAKS) (born June 17, 1980) is an American cartoonist who writes and draws the webcomics Questionable Content, Alice Grove, and DORD (and formerly "Indietits").

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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through. . . There needs to be a monster truck option.

Funny, Inspirational, Monster, Needs, Pass, Two

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

Bills, Love, Pay, People, Tell

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.

Havin, People, Rapier, Use, Wit

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

Cage, Heart, Men, Ribs, Stomach

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

Candle, Light, Love, Roman, Scorned, Wrath

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

Good Relationship, Liable, Long, Love, Maim, Relationship

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Beams, Deer, High, Hipster, Kindness, Spontaneous

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

Corporal, Cured, Lows, Punishment, Self Esteem

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

Degrees, Education, Ems, Laminated, Pretty

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

Happiness, Happy, Health, Ignore, Life, Standards

The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

Html, Pages, Tvs, Single, Idiotic, Page

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

Better Person, Encourages, People, Person, Persons

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

Block, Sack, Trick, Tricks, Write, Writing

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

College, Possible, Real, Wall

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