I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, … - Sandra Bernhard

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Sandra Bernhard

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian. " And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

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