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Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard (born June 6, 1955) is an American model, actress, comedian, singer and author. Bernhard first gained attention in the late–1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is best known as portraying Nancy Barlett Thomas on the ABC sitcom Roseanne beginning in the fourth season (1991) until the show ended in 1997. Bernhard is number ninety-seven on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest stand-ups of all time.

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I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it very clear that this was not coming from some sort of antimale point of view.

Coming, People, Point, Sexual, Views, Years

I'm somebody who can absorb a lot.

Absorb, Somebody

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.

Earth, Faces, Left, Love, Shocking

I think bravery is when you're willing to really put yourself on the line and maybe lose out, financially - and be able to say exactly what motivates you and what inspires you and what you find completely unacceptable in humanity and in culture.

Bravery, Culture, Inspire, Line, Think, Thinking

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

100, Bad Relationship, Good, I Can, Percent, Work

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

Abortion, Choices, Correct, Humanist, Politically

Things are so scary and intimidating with AIDS and the right wing that people are looking for somebody to just give them safe harbors.

Giving, Harbors, People, Things, Wing, Wings

Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian.

Bisexual, Cowardly, Mean, People, Think, Thinking

I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that night, so why listen to it?

Back, Like, Listening, Night, Uncomfortable

I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.

Community, Gay, Needs, Redundant

I'm not saying I'm some high priestess. I do things, I'm sure, that are damaging, but it's certainly not on purpose.

High, Priestess, Priestesses, Purpose, Saying

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Band, Real, Threats, Thug, Thugs

As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?

Kid, Kids, Love, Love Is, Loved, Stills

Gayness is a non-issue.

Atheism, Gayness, Issues

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

Incredible, Incredibles, Jesus, Person, Persons

I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.

Atmosphere, Cds, Difficult, Hoping

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material.

Depressing, Five, Material, Night, Waiting

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

Discussed, Needs, Part, Pride, Whole

I think so much of what informs us as performers is what we had to endure as kids growing up. I was the youngest in my family. I always got a lot of attention.

Endure, Growing Up, Informs, Kids, Think, Thinking

I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.

Actresses, Hollywood, Lips, Pay

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