Intensity makes you stronger. Emotionalism makes you weaker.
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.
Through it all I have learned that parenting is basically a life of self sacrifice.
There is a higher law than the Constitution.
No matter what the past has dealt you, don't let it destroy your future.
Theres a constant struggle going on about how much will be illegal and how much you will be free to take. Can we open the pharmacies? Can we put Valium and Percodan and those sorts of things out on the shelves? I wouldn't take it. I don't know.