I'm beautifully strong and tragically confused.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me. " On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
Love is the experience that others are not others. Beauty is the experience that objects are not objects.
Women have more inner power for creation, starting from family and home and ending with professional activity and politics.
Satan is willing to have us worship anything, however sacred - the Bible, the crucifix, the church - if only we do not worship God Himself.
Chess is the touchstone of intellect.