A consistent and heart-filled effort to completion is the foundation of excellent work.
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
. . . in their millenial and long-lived patience they knew quite well how, in a hundred years, or a thousand years' time, or else, perhaps, tomorrow, in an hour's time, for it was all a gamble, a million to one chance, but all the same there was a chance that if they kept on shaking their chains, one day, some day, the clasps upon the shackles would part.
Truth is a matter of direct apprehension-you can't climb a ladder of mental concepts to it.
I’m not going to say a damn word about it being tough; I’m having the best time of my life!
Sure, I'd love to have children some day. But world domination comes first.